MY TURNIPS!!!!! D:

So, in Animal Crossing: Wild World, I really want the golden axe. I'm tired of using a axe, it breaking, and me going out to buy a new one. I mean, I paid off my last mortgage, so it's not like I don't have the bells to buy axes, it's just annoying. But to get the golden axe you have to do a bunch of trading. It all starts with a red turnip. First off, Joan, the person that sells turnips, only comes on Sundays. Not only does she only come on Sundays, but she only comes between six and twelve in the morning. Now, on Sundays I usually sleep until ten. So, that only gives me a couple hours, but I normally forget to play Animal Crossing anyways. Not only that, but you can only buy one freakin' red turnip. On the chance that I do remember to buy one, I normally forget to water it. If you forget one day, it will wilt and die. You have to give this turnip to Wendell, but he doesn't have a set schedule, he comes on a random day. Your life has to be consumed with Animal Crossing, basically, to buy the turnip, keep it alive, and give it to Wendell. Say he comes the Monday after you buy the turnip, well too bad for you. You don't know he's coming, so you plant it so it won't die. Once you plant it, you can't take it out until it's bigger. If you finally get the chance to give him the turnip, he'll give you one of two items that you'll have to trade with a bunch of other people. There are three possible outcomes for this entire switching game, so you only have a 33.33% of getting the golden axe the first time. I'm guessing you can go through the whole entire trading thing again, but the annoyance of it all just boggles me. I want the axe, but I'm not going to consume my life with Animal Crossing. I'll try, but I'm not going to let these animals try to drown me in their life.